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Okaay guys,
We’re back! Did you miss us? Cause we missed you!
Not on our Q2 roadmap.
From here on out, you’re getting Scroll Stopper — our completely rebranded, reimagined, and slightly unhinged take on influencer and UGC marketing.
Built for the chaos of today’s scroll culture.
btw this is our little gremlin :)
he lives rent-free in this newsletter, yells “HEAR ME OUT—” every 6 seconds, drinks 3 Red Bulls and calls it "hydration," and once tried to fight the Instagram algorithm in a CVS parking lot.
at 2:47AM. In socks.
he loves telling everyone “no.”
but tell him no?
All hell breaks loose.
We tried to fire him once.
He posted a 5-part storytime and went viral.
At first, he looks soft —
Little guy. Big eyes. Possibly crocheted. Probably listens to Hannah Montana (he does, the whole office knows about it).
But just give it a second and you will get The Best of Both Worlds.
Get used to our gremlin.
He’s not leaving.
Not anytime soon.
WHAT TO EXPECT NOW: Two Editions. One Chaos-Resistant Inbox.
1. The Latest + Greatest Edition (aka the Trend Tea, News Drop, Social Media Circus Edition)
Your front-row seat to TikTok tea, platform drama, and algorithm chaos.
Hot takes, trend breakdowns, viral creator moments, and campaigns you’ll want to steal.
2. Pure Value Edition (aka the Fix-My-Influencer-Marketing edition)
No fluff. No boring tips. This is Your value-dump. Teach one thing. Fix one marketing mess.
Made for the Ones Who Don’t Just Scroll — They Stop Scrolls
We are still for the brand leaders, agency owners, eComm masterminds, iconic influencers and content creators who want real talk about creator marketing — with a side of sass and a full plate of strategy.
You’re busy building empires.
We’re here to fuel you with the UGC tea, the affiliate hacks, and the kind of spicy tips that make your content actually convert.
But it will also be ✨ I’m-laughing-but-also-reevaluating-my-career ✨ type of chaos.
P.S.: The next drop is coming in hot this week. So stay tuned.
And if you're not on JoinBrands yet…

what are you doing?!
Now’s the time!
Join Us or keep playing affiliate roulette. Your move.
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